Who put the cunt in scunthorpe

Description:I've been to far less romantic places than North Lincolnshire. Once I ended up in a village made of factories, two hours' drive from Amsterdam, looking for a trance rave I was supposed to be reviewing, with no phone, no money and no Dutch. It had only just recovered from rapper Tinie Tempah using it as a cheap half-rhyme with Concorde by revealing that he'd never been there, in the same breath as boasting that he had, in fact, been to Southampton. I grew up around 15 miles away from Scunny. I went to its sixth-form college and failed my driving test there. It is grey and damp and industrial.

Views: 7888 Date: 2018-08-31 Favorited: 25